Captain's Log of Shadows

Look what they found in my scans yesterday !!!!!

ikosto823:

thatchris:

kizayfizabe:

thefyrechief:

Khaki Greek yogurt! - well maybe not

Camouflage Beer?

Black Coke Icee

Pant less froy

Pantless Pork Roast — playing for one night only people !!! 

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SHUTTLECOCK———— That is all ————-

End of Celibacy…..

Damn the pitcher of Raspberry  Mojitos…… I blame Eric. The bartender.  the best freaking bartender on earth. Remembers me every f’ing time I come here and he free pours my mojitos….i love him. really.

we didn’t even use cups - just stuck straws into the pitcher and drank it down. Then finished the six pack.

Then stumbled across the street to IHop for pancakes.

Came back to the room and fucked each other’s brains out. :sigh::

3 weeks of celibacy ended…….  the cast of riverdance is practicing in my head today and i’m having trouble walking…..

damn, sometimes best friends with benefits can be fun :)  :)

yep - my life right now

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For my friend Britts……

tomorrow - it’s Nyquil Shots with Coffee chasers my friend !!!

Bri

and that’s why they are in my past…..

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MUST HAVE  for reasons…..

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thinking of getting this corset for reasons…

afraid I can’t pull it off because of my size…..  ::sigh::

rain hitting the window - just the passion in the kiss…..

damn I miss this…..

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your “D’AWWWWWW” moment of the day

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never going to happen….

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Fuck Fest 2012……

For lack of a totally better title for this post…. LOL

The Cub is gone, and once again I find myself free of any possible entanglements, etc. etc.  First time I’ve been thrown over for my age - and although it hurts, I’m working through it.

Get the word my roomates friends are coming down to visit again in June for 10 days, and the one who talked himself into my bed has been starting his x-rated text, IM and webcam talk with me already…. and it’s getting really interesting.  i’m already under orders when I pick him and the other dude up at the airport to be wearing a skirt with no panties…..  AND when we arrive at the house to somehow get him into the bathroom and immediately get to my knees…. ;)  It’s going to be an interesting 10 days…

But here is my question, concern, where I need guidance…

The gent in question is a fan of (oh dear, I shall be blunt and send my poor late grandma into a tailspin in her grave) - anal activity. A rather LARGE fan of it.  Now luckily he himself isn’t that well endowed - yes, I know this from his previous visit. He’s got enough to get the job done and that’s what matters.

I have never - NEVER done anything in that region. even mention it to me and a shudder has run through my body and the words “OUCH” flow out of my mouth.  However in the course of the past few days worth of porn chat i must admit to becoming slightly intrigued.

Thank goodness for my personal Dr. Ruth — although she’s only slightly jewish, more puerto rican than anything else — a “JewRican” - but she’s given me some great advice should I decide to go through with the act.

What i’m wondering, is does anyone else have any advice for me - a first timer on the whole anal issue ? anything you recommend I should do, not do ???

goddess I LOVE being a Scorpio……

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